Simple rule for dating my daughter
Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
In an episode of 8 Simple Rules, the son comments about his two sisters, the bride of Chucky is after Barbie.
John Ritter who starred in that show until his death in 2003 also starred in Bride of Chucky John Ritter collapsed on the set of the show, and later died, after filming the first three episodes of the second season.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and goose down parka zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi.Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.Starting with the episode 'Goodbye, Part 1', the show's theme was never shown again.Instead, the screen would just fade out and '8 Simple Rules' would just be added to the beginning of the list of actors.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.